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I think I'll duct tape my lips to my ass and kiss this World goodbye. Taurus -vs- Cancer. Springtime for Hussein and the U.S.A!...
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Answers for Your Meaningless Life. Troubles got you down? Here, have some cyanide punch.
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The planet of WAR sure did have a hot kid. Check out the Aries chick of the 60's. Ten hut!
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Fun with Duct Tape in Zodiac Smack's salute to homeland security and all it has done for our peace of mind.
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Greatness awaits you in the spiritual wonder-land beyond this putrid dump reeking with stupidity and hate.
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The Sun is in Aries and the whole world is on fire. Good times.
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Springtime in the zodiac and love is all around.
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A lot of people wrote in expressing their concern about the war and the Oscars, of course.
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During our absence hundreds of thousands of protestors took to the streets in defiance of our month-long hiatus. Fuckin' hippies.

 


An archive of monthly columns including the ever popular Scorpio's guide to the zodiac.
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Take a peek inside the offices of Zodiac-Smack with intern Erin...


John likes his women like he likes his coffee: from the place on the corner


A handy dandy cocktail guide for the signs for the holidays for the hell of it

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