Harvey Sid Fisher - Astrology Songs

- Everyone's favorite astrology songwriter, personality and one of LA's top ten million models. This man has been performing from the heart and the humor for over a decade. We love 'em and we were lucky enough to interview him. If you've seen his video or caught him live, you know what we're talking about...

ZS
Hey baby, what's your sign?

Harvey Sid
I am an ontologically whimsical Sagittarian lifer.

ZS
So, do you feel like a Sag? Ever feel like the stars ripped you off and you should be another sign?

Harvey Sid
No stars have ripped me off that I am aware of. Though,some movie stars in some bad movies should give me back the money I paid to get in. Yes I feel like a Sag and at times I can also feel like I am everyone and sometimes everything is me. I was at a Krishnamurti outdoor lecture in Ojai, California, a thousand years ago and he berated his audience for not being able to relate to trees because we always have to name everything and the name gets between us and the object we want to make a connection with.

Though Sag may be my badge I feel like I am capable of boogying to any and every sign when certain occasions arise. Sometimes I need to Taurusize my bank account by dabbling in a re-orginizational Virgoism through Libratic decisions that Leonizes the ever needful self-image. Then I can sleep good. I don't stop to think what steps my sign would take. I do what is in front of me to do as the person I have/am programmed as me. Now maybe the great puppeteer in the sky is stringing me along and overiding my choices while making me just think I am still the deejay to the soundtrack of my life. A Sag against my will? Be another sign? That would be one interesting switcheroo but I have to deal with problems I understand.

What is the first step I have to take to solve a problem? I have to create the problem. I created myself in whatever place I am in and if I don't like it, It's my job to create my way out of it. There are signs on every road. They tell us all how and where to go. If I am not in the mood to pay attention to them, I had better fly.

ZS
What's it like being the astrological 'Pimp diddy?'

Harvey Sid
To the world at large my career in Zodiac Song Signs has been a trip from the recesses of relative obscurity to the dim spotlight of evanescent anonymity. Yes, anonymity can fade just as easily as fame. I am not the standout Zodiacal star of my universe but to my credit I have elevated from a mildly driven surface 'character' to an underground,above-the-roots, 'personality'. I am not yet the Harvey Siddy Diddy of my ilk, but I am still pursued by the budding flower of destiny and confidence is high.

ZS
Ever been stalked? Ever stalked someone yourself?

"Margie Perez, Jenny Hart, Harvey Sid, and Tim Brown of The Hidden Persuaders band".

Harvey Sid
Busted! Yes, admittedly, I have stalked. But not just someone here and there. I stalk everyone, all the time. If I miss stalking today then tomorrow I need to stalk twice. I am the talker of the talk and I am the stalker of the stalk. I stalk the world. It is my duty. I follow,lurk,prowl,and pounce on your ears and my musical hooks start you humming and whistling and rhythmizing with happy feelings. And where I cannot be, my Astrology Songs is, do be, or one day will be. Carried by my stalking, on the job, host-fans promulgating my words and songs. All my fans are my friends. And my stalking Astrology Songs friend-tacles are your fault not mine. I am not to blame because you have a birthday and a birthsign.

Anyone with a dream is a stalker. It comes with the dream. Can't be helped. It needs to be put out there 'cause it feels good when you materialize a thought. What is happiness? Happiness is being able to play a game. If you don't believe that, just watch kids choosing up sides and throwing a ball around or skipping rope or entranced with a hobby. The level of involvement with which you play the game increases your dose of elation to where you need to be dragged away because you are forgetting to have your meals and that's why we have parents. So you want to pick a game you enjoy, and the greatest game in the universe,barring none, is your dreams!! Don't be stingy. Have big dreams.

ZS
What do you think of the Osbournes?

Harvey Sid
I do not know much about Ozzy and his Osbournes except for the current attention he is getting for his show which I have seen entertainig bits and pieces of at friends' houses and it is like watching multiple hapless car crashes. Ozzy seems like he would be a fun guy to hang with and we might find each other interesting. At least I him.

Harvey Sid Fisher - Astrology Songs

 

 

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